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बारहवीं में टॉप करने वाले, पास होने वालों कोभविष्य में इंजीनिर, डॉक्टर, वकील या जॉर्नलिस्ट इत्यादि बनने कि शुभकामनाये….और जो फेल हुए है,उन्हें निकट भविष्य में विधायक, सांसद, मुख्यम....
Santa bar mein gaya to bartender ne usse puchha: Kya loge aaj?Santa: Bas ek beer!Bartender: Kya hua? Aaj tum kuchh theek nahi lag rahe.. Itne udaas kyun ho?Santa: Meta meri biwi se....
Ashok: Why did you run away from operation Table ?Ramesh : The nurse was repeatedly saying- "don't get nervous" ,"don't be afraid."Be strong" This is a small operation only."Ashok ....
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayengewarna 6 parathe,panir ki sabzi,kashmiri pulaw,ice-cream,1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!
Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chah....
A Professor was traveling by boat.On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?The sailor said no to all his questions.Professor: Wh....
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: "Father, I am 75 years old.I have been married for 50 years.All these years I had been faithful to my wife,but yesterda....
Guy was on a date with a Blonde girl, driving in his Ferrari.Guy: Honey, there is something I have to tell you.Girl: What is it? Guy: I'm married!Girl: You scared me, I thought the....
Teacher to Gajodhar : Tell me which is an Ancient Animal ?Gajodhar : Teacher its ZebraTeacher : Why Zebra ?Gajodhar : Because all the other animals are colorful andonly zebra is st....
Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar AayeUske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!Pati :Jisko Roj Sharab Mil jaye,Use tumhari Hamdardi Ki Jarurat bhi nahi hai!!
An Indian Politician Went To USA to Meet His Politician FriendUska Ghar Bahut Khubsurat Tha.Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?I....
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a fi....
Two old cricketers were talking in the club.'What was your highest score?' 'A hundred and tennot out.''Mine was a hundred and twenty not out'.'And what was the most number of wicke....
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.I was against it and an argument started.I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.He responded, "....
A kid was crying standing outside his house.A passer by asked: Why are you crying?Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.Passer By: Who is your father?Kid: That is what the ....
BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..Solid Lagti Hai..!!
Professor: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala Ke Wo Hindi He?Professor Shoked, Pappu Rocks..
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest,they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Bhákt: Guru ji, Aisi Patni ko kyá kahte hai jo..Bahot Fair ho,Height achhi ho,Bahut cute hoNature sweet ho,Brilliant ho,Pati ko samjhe Aurkabhi jhagda ná kare?Guru ji: Mann ka Vahá....
Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir..Police man - Kya Majburi Thi?Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..
4 dost beer pee rahe the, ki Table pe rakha mobile baja...!!!Boy- HelloGF- Janu I am in market, kya me 50,000 ka gold set le lu?Boy- ha janu le lo.GF- Silk suit bhi jo 5500 ki hai?....
EK HAATH MEIN Frying pan …DOOSRE MEIN mobile …EK KAAN Cooker KI SITI PAR …DOOSRA ‘WhatsApp’ PAR …EK AANKH TV PAR …DOOSRI PATI PAR …KAUN KEHTA HAI KI …STREE KAA JEEVAN AASAAN HAI ??....
A boy always asks for Rs.10 from his mother.So his mother questioned the boy on why he kept asking for Rs.10.The boy replied that his friend told him that"If you eat Rs.10 worth of....
A Sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee.On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Abey Chhotu!Get me a coffee quickly!”The voice from the other side respo....
Mutton shopla thongura aatta parthu,
unn kannula thanni vandha "Saivam"..!
unn naakula thanni vandha "Asaivam"..!
Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbeChakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.Chakuridata: keno?Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bol....
Wo mud mud ke hame dekh rahe theaur hum unhe bhi.......Kyonki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha aur na hame bhi!